As a language model, I don't have a physical body, so I don't have any mass. Therefore, there's no gravitational force between me and any object in the universe.

Gravity is a force of attraction between any two objects with mass. The more massive the objects are, and the closer they are to each other, the stronger the gravitational force between them.

Since I don't have mass, I don't participate in the gravitational dance of the universe!